Weather Report

By Roger ~ January 16th, 2004. Filed under: Monkey News, Weather.

Northeast: Cold. Chance of multiple forms of precipitation.

Northwest: Wet. Chance of sun.

Southeast: Ice, Snow. Chance of power outages.

Southwest: Dry. Chance of sandstorm.

Midwest: Rugged. Chance of pioneers.

Lambeau Field: Arctic Tundra. If not all-out blowout, then chance of comeback.

Gotham: Riddled. If you keep an eye out, you may see a Robin, followed by Batman in the evening.

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