QWERT TEARS UP DOWNTOWN, FEW CASUALTIES
Sunday, February 1st, 2004Ramon, M.P. (Monkey Press):
Last weekend the notorious Qwert Yuppy tore through downtown in a Humvee, scattering pedestrians, slamming through the Key Bank front entrance and into the walk-in safe. He then proceeded to take all the money out of the safe and made a grand exit through the roof using his prehensile tail to swing [...]