The Monkey Exhibit

It has been a rough week. While we were at Youth Camp (post about that in the works soon…) on the overnight camping trip, my bathroom was supposed to be getting a fix. The wall behind the showerhead was soft, so we needed tiles taken off, sheetrock replaced and a tub surround installed. [...]

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
While most of these are inside jokes on the above forum, this scene more than others needs some prerequisite reading. To have full understanding of the below events, you need to have read this [...]