Monthly Archives: August 2004

Gideon’s Dawning

In hopes of something that may soon come to pass, I figured I’d start a book review. By Michael D. Warden, I find Gideon’s Dawn, while having great characters and unlimited potential, has a somewhat confusing dichotomy. On the one … Continue reading

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A Job in Review

I’ve finally learned the art of merging multiple posts from the same day together, instead of posting them all separately. This is good, since they all have to do with the same thing. This has taken all morning to type … Continue reading

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First Interview–Update

I’ve been hired at EMMC Pre-Registration! They have been sweating over my availbility for training. They usually train 8-4, but I have class (that’s why I applied for a 4-8 PM position…) Now that they have it figured out, I’m … Continue reading

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The ‘roids Are Working!

Ha Ha, severe lung disease losers, look out! I am no longer among your pathetic midst! I had an appointment with my pulmonologist today. It was just a routine, yearly checkup. Since everything has been OK in the last year … Continue reading

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“Something Is Missing”

Something is missing A void I can’t bear. Something is missing ‘Cause you are not there. I took you for granted With hardly a care. I took you for granted Something quite rare. I can but look back To times … Continue reading

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Second Interview: Update

😳 I thought I posted this before I left work yesterday. Sorry, mom! The job offer at Peds was taken back. The person whose spot I was supposed to take decided she wanted to keep her position. Now all my … Continue reading

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“Haven”

Now lie your head down on my shoulder Find that needed rest Tell me of your troubles Get them off your chest Rest your hands in mine, together We’ll pass away some time I’ll speak of Ifs and Whethers A … Continue reading

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“Come With Me”

Come with me to the place Where we can both lie We’ll find our solace Safe from outside Where no one can harm us Where we can both be Together alone In sublime company Come with me to the place … Continue reading

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Typing Test

When applying for a position at EMMC you need to take a typing test. This I did today at lunch. My score was 78 words per minute. How ’bout you?

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Top 10: Silly Styles

Monkey News has long been known for its Top 10 Lists. Unfortunately, many were lost when I got rid of my old Hewlet Packard Word Processor. There was some funny stuff saved on those disks… In hopes of bringing back … Continue reading

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Josh Reilly

This parody is dedicated to Josh Reilly and would be understood best by anyone who has heard Warren Barfield: Pictures of the Past. If you have not head the song, you may be able to get it or a sample … Continue reading

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1st Interview Update

The interview has been moved from last night to Wednesday night.

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Second “Interview”

I just got a tenative job offer from the Pediatric office next door. They are looking to fill some afternoon/evening positions. The office manager needs to make sure it can be Part-time (benefits) as opposed to Pool (no benefits). I … Continue reading

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Slacker Update

Today I start training someone to take over my position. This means that I won’t be able to get on the computer as much as I normally do. 🙁 I guess I needed to calm down after my posting frenzy … Continue reading

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Scene 10: Sir Coward and the trinity

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [trumpets] ACOUSTIC JOE: The Tale of SIR ANONYMOUS COWARD. So, each of the knights went their separate ways. SIR ANONYMOUS … Continue reading

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Scene 9: The Historian

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) Reminder: Scene 8 was the AYOR/Straw man scene [clack] VOICE: Lecture for Charter Memebers, take eight. DIRECTOR: Action! BRANDON: Defeat … Continue reading

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First Interview

OK, peps. Time to get excited. I have my first interview for a new job this coming Monday with EMMC Pre-Registration! It would be with the same business, just a different department. That would be great; I’d be able to … Continue reading

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The “Get to Know” Inquisition

by Monty Python / Roger In the early years of the 21st century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, the Pope Derek Webb gave Cardinal Red Sox of WV (aka Deion) leave to move without let or hindrance … Continue reading

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“He Hath Made Me Glad”

“I will enter His gates with thanksgiving in my heart I will enter his courts with praise I will say this is the day that the Lord has made I will rejoice for he hath made me glad” I wanted … Continue reading

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Scene 7: A Blessing From Cliff!

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [clop clop clop] [boom boom] [Mark Deshazo sings] CLIFF YOUNG: Geof! Geof, Tyrant of the Rumor Forum! [Geof and Bartenders … Continue reading

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