Scene 5: Ride the Unicorn!
Thursday, August 5th, 2004(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
MONKS: [chanting]
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem..
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Recedite, plebes…!
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…Gero rem imperialem.
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Recedite, plebes…!
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…Gero rem imperialem.
(Editor’s Note: Translation: Stand aside, little people! I’m here on official business.)
CROWD:
A unicorn! A unicorn!
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A unicorn! A unicorn!
MONKS: [chanting]
Recedite, plebes…!
CROWD:
A [...]