The Monkey Exhibit

(Note: “…” indicates a pause, or holding the last note before moving on)
How wide… is Your love
That You would stretch Your arms
And go around the world
And why… for me… would a Savior’s cry be heard…
I don’t know
Why You went where I was meant to go
I don’t know
Why You love me so…
Those were my nails
That [...]

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
The Book of the Film:
ACOUSTIC JOE:
The wise Sir Holland

was the first to join King Arthur’s knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow:
Sir Trey the Brave,

Sir RumorSage the Pure,

and Sir Anonymous Coward [...]