The Monkey Exhibit

I’ve been hired at EMMC Pre-Registration! They have been sweating over my availbility for training. They usually train 8-4, but I have class (that’s why I applied for a 4-8 PM position…) Now that they have it figured out, I’m in!
If you are scheduled for an appointment at EMMC, expect a call. [...]

Ha Ha, severe lung disease losers, look out! I am no longer among your pathetic midst!
I had an appointment with my pulmonologist today. It was just a routine, yearly checkup. Since everything has been OK in the last year (no bronchitis, even! Wow!), he decided to lower my dose of Advair [...]