Top 10: Silly Styles



By Roger ~ August 19th, 2004. Filed under: Editorials.

Monkey News has long been known for its Top 10 Lists. Unfortunately, many were lost when I got rid of my old Hewlet Packard Word Processor. There was some funny stuff saved on those disks…

In hopes of bringing back some of the glory that was the old Monkey News and since I’m most like Graham Chapman, here’s a list of Top 10 Silly Styles that people should stop because they are too silly:

10. Your facial hair is longer than the hair on the top of your head
9. Your pants are dragging.
8. Your hat is on anyway but straight (barring while actively playing a sport)
7. You are wearing shorts with your socks pulled all the way up.
6. Your underwear is showing. ANY of it. (for those of you who still don’t get it, yes, that includes your bra)
5. Your eyeglasses are twice the size of current styles.
4. You wear skin-tight clothing and you are obese.
3. Your clothing is transparent or translucent.
2. You are wearing socks with your sandals.
1. You are wearing a necktie.

Thoughts on this Top 10?

6 Responses to Top 10: Silly Styles

  1. cousin dave

    Hey!! I take offense to #10!

  2. Roger

    :lol: I really was thinking about bald people with beards when
    I wrote this. Not you, though. You are Dave. Everything you do
    is art.

  3. brian

    you don’t like big glasses?

  4. Roger

    Should I? I thought you might like my #1 as well, Brian. :grin:

  5. brian

    what are you trying to say?

  6. Roger

    Do you have a run down of benefits vs. nerdity?

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