Archive for October 4th, 2004

Dear God,

Monday, October 4th, 2004

How are you?
That was probably a stupid question; you are perfect.
Anyway, I just wanted to say Hi. There are so many things I could ask of you, not all of them even selfish. Instead, though, I just wanted to let you know that I’ve been thinking of you. That makes [...]

Monkey Pizza

Monday, October 4th, 2004

Get Fuzzy is definitely the best new comic strip out there. Bucky, however, has seen fit to make himself the enemy of monkeys everywhere, and therefore the enemy of this site’s mascot, Qwert Yuppy himself.
May the best mammal win.

Closure?

Monday, October 4th, 2004

After slight reconnaissance of the Union’s entrances and egresses, I believe I have found a way to circumnavigate the Hackeysack Conspiracy. As hoped for by all, this should be the last you hear of it. May this period in my life rest in peace.