Trick or Treat!?
Friday, October 29th, 2004Folks, I’m sorry to say this, but I won’t be going out for Halloween this year.
I fear I must now apologize to all the elderly people I have frightened. At first it seemed like a harmless prank, donning a 30 pound gorilla suit and roaming through the neighborhood, searching for the elderly or faint-of-heart. [...]