The Monkey Exhibit

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)

ACOUSTIC JOE:
Sir Trey had saved Sir Underscore from almost certain temptation, but they were still no nearer the Hymnal. Meanwhile, Tyrant Geof and Sir Holland (who, you’ll remember, Sir Trey thinks bigger than 30% geek), not more than a couple of websites away, had discovered something. Oh, that’s a WordPress website, obviously. I mean, they were more than two XML sites away– four, really, if they had a slow network. I mean, if the two were on dial-ups—

READERSHIP:
Get on with it!

ACOUSTIC JOE:
Oh, anyway. On to scene twenty-four, which is a horrible parody with some poor rewriting, in which Geof discovers a vital clue, and in which there aren’t any outside websites, although I think you can see a hyperlink– oooh!