Monthly Archives: September 2005

Lint

OK, people. It is the year 2005 and we’re coming quickly upon 2006. Someone really should have found a use for lint by now. I’ve taken multiple bags full from my dryer trap over the years. If you are out … Continue reading

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I Have Come Through Unscathed

Rafting was a blast…at the beginning. About halfway through or so the rapids ended and we just drifted down the river for an hour or more. I’m the kind of guy who wants all-rapids, all the time during the entire … Continue reading

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Nerd/Geek/Dork Test

“Pure Nerd 52 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 39% Dork For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult … Continue reading

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I Will Wear A Crown

I forgot to mention one thing in my list of countdowns. I get my first tooth crown today. Yay me. Actually, the crown is going to help me out quite a bit. (Bit makes me think of byte which makes … Continue reading

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Countdowns

I have two active countdowns. The first is a countdown to Friday. I have Friday off from work because I’m going on a white water rafting trip with men from my church. On Friday afternoon we leave from the church, … Continue reading

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Two Months to Maturity?

Two months from today I will no longer be in my youth. I will turn 30 on that day, a dread event indeed. In my twenties, I could still get away with being silly and often goofy, but when I … Continue reading

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If I Could Talk to Squirrels

I would tell them that they don�t have to be such a spaz. I, of all people, know the joy of a good spaz now and then, however these squirrels are constantly jumpy. If I open my big garage door, … Continue reading

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Waiting for the Bus

Growing up I lived on a subdivision. All of the kids that lived on the road, as well as kids that lived in neighboring houses, would wait for the bus together every morning. At one point someone brought a football … Continue reading

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Scene 16: Hurry, Sir Trey. Hurry!

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [SIR TREY logs on to the Man Board and cleans up the place and looking for the latest Gold Bond … Continue reading

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Making the US A Better Place

I’ve had this idea brewing around in my head for quite a while. You know all the people who complain about this country? Not just the ones who complain, but don’t do anything about it…heck, I’m in that category. All … Continue reading

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Work Holiday

Due to lack of coverage in my department, I find myself, as the supervisor, picking up the open shifts. I’ll be working 8 hours on Saturday, 8 on Sunday and 12 on Monday. Have fun on your days off! I’ll … Continue reading

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Postal Service Follow Up

After I wrote the below postal service post, I found that at some point during the last week the postal worker had left some mail in between my screen door and front door. It is summer and the windows are … Continue reading

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