Five Days to Prepare
By Roger ~ April 3rd, 2006. Filed under: What's Up?.
This coming Saturday I will be infiltrating…uh, visiting Canada. I head across enemy lines, putting not only myself in danger but my lovely wife as well. We are fully prepared to bluff our way past the palace guard…uh, border patrol…with nothing but a seemingly ordinary Ford Taurus and driver’s licences. Silly Canadians.
We will instill ourselves into darkest Canada for over 24 hours, gleaning their military prowess and state-of-the-art weaponry. We’ll also partake in delectable homemade meals. Luckily, I have spent the last few years building an immunity to iocane powder.
Do you, my savvy reader, have any ideas on how to make this trip a guaranteed success?
April 3rd, 2006 at 9:08 am
yes. eat poutine
April 3rd, 2006 at 1:13 pm
There French enough! Just throw some Baugettes and bad beer and they will turn an eye to any illicit activities you may ponder!
April 3rd, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Bring your monopoly money!
April 4th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
Just my usual advice for travelling….don’t get your leg caught in a bear trap.
April 5th, 2006 at 6:20 am
>> state-of-the-art weaponry
You mean they finally figured out how to put a handle on those rocks they hit folks with?
April 5th, 2006 at 6:51 am
You have all indeed been more than helpful. I am assured of my success with your practical, yet ergonomically correct, suggestions.
April 7th, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Please don’t steal our trebuchet…
dan (it’s all we’ve got)