Let the guy have a haircut, for all that is good and honorable in this world!
By Roger ~ June 20th, 2006. Filed under: General.
Man, I need a haircut. No, seriously, it’s getting out of control. I think I have quite a start on an afro over here. Soon Ethiopians will be mistaking my overgrowth as the bush, and I will have to beat them away with a broom to keep them from using my head as a toilet.
I’m feeling pretty shaggy over here. This hair is weighing me down. I feel like I should either join a peace protest or join the cast of ChiPs.
Maybe I should market myself for hair-care commercials. “Shampoo A left the right side of my hair tangled and stringy. Shampoo B gave me strong, virile hair. I was able to braid that side of my head, and then monkeys used the braid to swing through my living room.” “This hair gel has such strong hold that I was able to spike my hair and use it to skewer invading Visigoths!” “I like purple. It’s too bad certain peoples had to appropriate the color for their own perverted schemes.”
OK, that last one has nothing to do with hair. I’ve just always wanted to say it.
Man, I need a haircut.
June 20th, 2006 at 8:04 am
I too could use a haircut. OR we could both not get haircuts and start a band. Like ZZ Top…except we’d have afros and peeing Ethiopians.
Wait, that doesn’t sound to fun.
Nevermind.
Go cut your hair.
June 20th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Roger: Get a mohawk.
June 20th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Do what Geof said… and post pictures!
June 20th, 2006 at 7:41 pm
all the cool ppl have mohawks Roger.. or at least fauxhawks… you know you wanna
June 20th, 2006 at 10:37 pm
The funny thing is that the picture in my head is of you “afroed” but having the “old man fro”. You know the afro with the receeding hair line, looks like a cultivated indent into a hedge. Well those are my thoughts and if they don’t motivate you to get up and get a hair cut I don’t know what else will. Bald is beautiful man, bald is beautiful!!!!
June 26th, 2006 at 11:33 am
An old man ‘fro like this:
http://www.jacneed.com/PhotoFile/Steven_Wright.jpg
June 27th, 2006 at 6:36 pm
That’s is about what I pictured too….
Bald Roger != beautiful.
(For you non geeks, != means not equal)
June 28th, 2006 at 7:33 am
Eric, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
June 29th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
I’d only hate you if your bald… or just make fun of you…