Welcome, July!
Saturday, July 1st, 2006July! You’re here already! I’m, ah…I’m not even dressed yet…
Yes, yes, I know you were supposed to be here by now, I just thought you might decided to be ‘fashionably late’, as the kids call it nowadays.
No, I don’t think it’s fashionable to be late, either. You can’t argue with kids, though. [...]