Ready To Take On The World



By Roger ~ August 2nd, 2006. Filed under: Ramblings.

OK, I’ve had almost an entire week of convalescing. I’m back and ready to take on the internet…

Hey, punk. You lookin’ at me? Bring it on!

Wait, wait!

*cough, cough, clear my throat*

There, I’m better now; let’s have at it. I know you’ve been sneering at me! Let me wipe that look right off your ugly face!

Oh, wait, hold on…that coughing spell left me short of breath…

:inhaler: *pause*

Alright, I should be OK now. Whew! I was getting a little dizzy there. Where was I…? Oh, yeah. Let’s go a round, me and you, the punk who won’t keep his snide remarks to himself. I can take you in my sleep, loser-boy.

Oh….speaking of sleep, my medication is making me drowsy. Can we finish this some other time? I really appreciate it!

Later. (Jerk)

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