Monthly Archives: November 2007

Liberties

*Dial tone* *beep-boop-boop-bop-beep-beep-bop* You have reached Mark. I’m not available right now, but if you leave a message I’ll get right back to you. Hi, Mark. It’s Roger. Hey, I was planning your wedding and wanted to know: should Debi … Continue reading

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Smurfy Beary Soup

Intro: “La, la, la-la, la, la, bouncing here and there and…I can’t remember where, la, la-la, la…la.” “You’ve waited a long time, but it’s finally here! Qwert Yuppy Industries has managed to combine the bouncy goodness of Gummy Bears with … Continue reading

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Responsibility

I believe it is our responsibility to make sure that we are not so busy following a man’s arbitrary rules X, Y and X that we neglect to follow God’s rules A, B, and C. You?

Posted in Religion | 3 Comments

So Says the CDC

This is probably the last I’ll say on the matter. Again, I don’t necessarily seek to sway anyone one way or another, I just want us all to work with correct information as opposed to all the assumptions that I’ve … Continue reading

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Flu Shot Response

I was writing this up as a reply to the comment on my last post, but it got a little long and I thought I should share it on the main page instead of hidden in a comment section. Firstly, … Continue reading

Posted in Ramblings | 4 Comments

Flu Invulnerability

Hey, pal, cough on me. No, seriously. Come right over here and hack in my face. That’s it. Let it all out. Everyone needs a good cough once in a while; you need to clear your lungs. Good job. Now…wipe … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | 3 Comments

Grocery Anxiety

If I’ve learned anything from Peter’s blog, it’s that this forum is a place where I can safely expel the thoughts that build up inside me. When I think of things I would have like to have done or would … Continue reading

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