The Thought ExhibitI guess I’m not so much going to review this CD as I am going to make a comparison…a good comparison, in my mind. Jeremy Camp’s CD, Beyond Measure, reminds me a lot of Dishwalla, circa Pet Your Friends or maybe And You Think You Know What Life’s About though I don’t remember that CD [...]
The Maine Turnpike began a new program this summer where they handed out fliers titled “Welcome to Vacationland.” These fliers will be handed out to all cars with license plates from Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, and New Jersey. The fliers state the following rules for visiting Maine: 1. That slope-shouldered farm boy you are snickering [...]
Here’s a no-brainer post, and a good way to get back into the Project of the Week. This week’s goal is to set up the new computer. That means add the software I want it to have and delete the software I don’t. It’s already up and running and has Firefox installed (I’m posting from [...]
Let me tell you about my new computer: Gateway GT5620 PC Intel Pentium Dual Core Processor E2140 Each core operates at 1.6 GHz, 1 MB shared L2 cache, 800 MHz FSB 2 GB DDR2 Dual-Channel Memory Video Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 950 Up to 224 MB of shared video memory PCI-Express slot available Ports 6 [...]
Just a reminder to everyone: Though there may be some poo flinging and you may see the animals trying to mate with each other, this is a family friendly exhibit. *splat* Little girl. Little GIRL! Don’t stick your fingers in that. You don’t know where it’s been. OK, I guess you do know it’s been [...]
Eric asked me if I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I wasn’t, but I did think I might have been born with a sarcastic retort in my mouth. He said that would make me British. To be from the USA, I figured that I had to be born with a gun [...]
Something Is Missing Something is missing A void I can’t bear. Something is missing ‘Cause you are not there. I took you for granted With hardly a care. I took you for granted Something quite rare. I can but look back To times less forlorn. Joyous those days We alone did adorn. Hours before these, [...]
“Is that a monkey on a motorcycle in the rearview mirror? He’s pulling me over! I’m being pulled over on the highway by a monkey!†“Good morning, sir. Are you carrying any bananas in the vehicle?†“Bananas?†“Yes, that is correct. Bananas.†“Are bananas suddenly illegal?†“Just answer the question, sir. Are you or are [...]
The Police Department is looking to add a human to its all-monkey SWAT team. ”Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it,” said Officer Scream Truebellow, who builds and operates tactical robots for the suburban SWAT team. ”It would change the way we do business.” Truebellow is spearheading the department’s request to [...]
I’ve never really been involved in a car accident until today. I must say that I found it quite anticlimactic. It’s snowing. I was driving along my merry way, taking an alternate route to work since someone was blocking traffic along the regular route, when a big Jeep coming down a hill couldn’t stop at [...]