Archive for December 8th, 2007

California Highway Monkey Patrols (C.Hi.M.Ps.)

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

“Is that a monkey on a motorcycle in the rearview mirror? He’s pulling me over! I’m being pulled over on the highway by a monkey!”
“Good morning, sir. Are you carrying any bananas in the vehicle?”
“Bananas?”
“Yes, that is correct. Bananas.”
“Are bananas suddenly illegal?”
“Just answer the question, sir. Are you or are [...]