The Monkey Exhibit

Mr. Puddin thinks you are a delightful young rapscallion, clever as the day is long!

Mr. Puddin is an ebullient egalitarian, eagerly engaging energetic youth to make the most of themselves. He also likes butter. So load up those potatoes, and cook that steak rare! None of that margarine spread for Puddin; no thank you!

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Mr. Puddin enjoys thoughtful conversations that provoke young minds. And killing frogs.

Now, Mr. Puddin needs his teeth back, before he grabs you by your rotten dreadlocks and bashes your face into the wall. Your mommy ain’t here, tough guy. Sobbing like your snot-nosed, sissy little sister won’t get you anywhere.