Are you always happy in the mornings, even on Mondays? Do you get scowled at by coworkers when you walk in whistling a tune and beaming from ear to ear â€“ without coffee or drugs? Are you shunned by family because your life isnâ€™t in ruins like theirs?
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In twelve terribly complicated, confusing, and downright frustrating steps weâ€™ll teach you how to:
â€¢ Scowl like a pro! It uses the same muscles youâ€™re already used to: kissing muscles!
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â€¢ Properly kick lapdogs and easily make children cry! A little anatomy and psychology lesson can do wonders for improving your grumpiness quotient.
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â€¢ How to rig the water cooler to soak the next user.
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