The Valentine’s Gambit
By Roger ~ February 14th, 2008. Filed under: General.
And now, a Valentine’s Day message from Gambit:
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Girl, you light up mah life! You stole this master t’ief’s heart, cheri. You make mah mutant heart glow!
You be Gambit’s Rogue, ami! Your tender touch saps mah powers! Gambit wants you! He don’t want any that cradle-robbing action like Logan with Jubilee. No, he a ladies man! Gambit wants to keep you safe…right in his arms!
Cheri, don’t leave me and turn into some dark psychopath like Jean did to Scott. Don’t clip this Angel’s wings of love. Girl, sometimes you have the heart of Iceman, but let’s calm this Storm and move on.
This Valentine’s Day get a charge out of the one you love!
February 15th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
I wonder what type of detergent they use to get their clothing that shinny?
February 16th, 2008 at 10:58 am
For Valentine’s Day: All Purpose Cheer!
I always wondered why super hero women didn’t have bad backs. I guess I could understand those who are super strong like Supergirl and Rogue, but the rest?
February 16th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
You’ve never met Super Personal Trainer, have you?
It’s all the exercise… running back and forth in time, leaping to conclusions and so on.
February 17th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Bad backs makes for poor stories, though it was very comic in The Incredibles.