Manservant Marcus

Do you have a problem making yourself understood to others? Do you sometimes wish for someone who could translate what you imply to say into meaningful speech? Are you one of many groups* who has trouble communicating with the rest of average society? Do you wish you had a better grip on not only your verbal communication but also your written communication?

Meet Marcus.

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Marcus is one of many well-educated young adults looking for a position in today’s workplace. Marcus has a degree in English, with a minor in communications. While highly educated, this makes him of little to no use in the real world. However, fortunately, that makes him fully available to you!

Translating your inept communication will not be a full time job for Marcus, so he’s willing to go the extra mile! Marcus would be happy to be your manservant. Dandruff on your shoulder before the big meeting? No problem! Marcus has you covered! Shoes need shining before you see the boss? Marcus can do that, too! Need a shoulder massage in the midst of a stressful Monday? Marcus is your man!

Marcus is everything you want to be, and he can help you rise to the top of the corporate world. Act now. Supplies are limited.**

*Including programming geeks, engineers, physicians, people of extremely high-intelligence, and people of extremely low-intelligence.

**Marcus’ classmates, John, Francis, Edward, and Phillip, are also available, with the same qualification.

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