Monthly Archives: October 2008

Knight

Evil cannot stand up to a knight. I’ve seen them, coming into a town on business known only to them. There is a strange, otherworldly presence about a knight. There is a brilliance that exists even if his armor is … Continue reading

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What the Liberal Media Won’t Tell You in an Election Year

BBC News: Russian squirrel pack ‘kills dog’ Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report. Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in … Continue reading

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After the Battle

Damien snuck down the basement stairs at midnight. The third step from the top had a loud squeak, but he was well aware of this and made sure to step on the very edge. It would be hard to explain … Continue reading

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Project Complete

I finished cleaning under the computer desk. It looks very neat and organized. Now the only official project that I haven’t completed is the one someone else is helping me with. I should find another project for this week, but … Continue reading

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Impending Squirrel Attack

I write this, my friends, so you will not be ignorant of the impending doom that is about to come upon all 50 states (that have squirrels). I type with my shades down today, as increasing numbers of squirrels canvas … Continue reading

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Aftermath

Frendei stood in the rain again. The puddle ahead was too large to circumvent, so he sloshed through, uncaring of the wetness that seeped into his boots. Hobbly was a wreck and some of his new friends were dead. The … Continue reading

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Another Failed Project

We are now planning on spending Saturday helping my father-in-law move instead of insulating and finishing the garage wall. There is no time for another project this week (trust me, I’ve seen my schedule). I have next week off. We’ll … Continue reading

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POW: Garage/Living Room Wall

I totally neglected last week’s project. I didn’t do a single thing to organize under the desk. That project will have to go back in queue. This coming Saturday, my father-in-law is supposed to be coming over to help me … Continue reading

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Dear Snickers

What happened? You used to be delicious and filling. Now you taste stale and bland. Did something happen to your once fresh peanuts? They used to tumble around in my mouth like a salted massage roller, caressing my inner cheek … Continue reading

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