Archive for February, 2009

Dreams

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Do you ever have a dream with someone else in it, say a friend or a co-worker? When you see them the next day, you expect them to say something about it, as if they had the same dream you did.
“Hey, last night when we had dinner at that restaurant and you tried to [...]

Car Wash

Sunday, February 8th, 2009

Hey, have you ever tried the car wash? I did! Just now! They hose you down, sud you, scrub you with large strips of cloth, spin off dirt with big, red brushes, then rinse you off. For extra money, you can have Rain-X and rust inhibitors! It’s fun! You [...]

Unnatural Slumber

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

The behemoth slowly raised his head, like a groggy boxer arising from an unexpected uppercut. The creature’s giant arms moved like a glacier on speed. He turned his unsteady head, wobbly as a newborn following the warm bottle you hold tantalizingly out of reach.
The mouth opened to inhale the atmosphere of an entire [...]