The Thought ExhibitAfter weeks of it invading every area of my life, my mind has snapped. I now, wholeheartedly embrace the rain. The rain is my new best friend. Overcoming barriers that I had previously established, the rain has invaded my personal space and garnered my affection. In Psychology class I learned that you can come to [...]
I feel like Gluttony Tonight! Today I raked, clipped old plant stems and generally cleaned up the yard for a couple of hours. Gotta love the great outdoors! I had enough dirt on my front lawn (since the snow has melted) to start my own Public Works Way-Station. I may package it and start charging [...]
I like looking through the list of search phrases which bring people to my site. I think I’ll start a monthly post about the funnier ones. Read and weep (from laughter): folkysaint (bringing people to me!?) the monkey shel silverstein (who knew?) she broke my heart so i broke her jaw (I don’t remember this [...]
sp@nking girls amatuer sp@nking monkey bedroom stuff underscore underwear a creative sp@nked wife red sox b00b flash (And one I won’t even list. Someone has issues…) kirk whitworth michaela quinn josheb-basshebeth abnormal peircings men trampled socks gay naughty trinity (:lol:) keith has no limbs
Under counsel of one Brian Shearer, I purchased a can of Spam last week. Brian suggested that it was worth trying at least once. Never having tried it, who was I to argue? It took me until this past Monday night to ask my wife to include the Spam into my supper. Now, in the [...]
It seems that, somehow, my voice has been heard. The second sink has been returned to the men’s room. Now I must dodge the caustic looks of disgruntled female employees who are none too pleased that my revealing post exposed their flagitious escapade. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but glares will never hurt [...]
Maybe this is why that man shot his wife after mistaking her for a monkey…
This message is on many of the doors around campus: “Caution Automatic Door”. I say, that’s right Mr Door, watch out because I’m a-comin’ through and I don’t slow down for anything!
Wouldn’t you know. While I’m seeking to collect myself to type up my next heartfelt post, something like this happens: My windshield wipers are almost useless. Luckily the driver’s side works OK, as long as I’m not going any faster than 50 MPH or so. After that, the wind pulls them away from the windshield. [...]
They are such great things. You can either sum up or solve all the world’s problems on a 3 X 15″ sticker. Now that’s efficiency! For example, one of my favorites: “I started with nothing, and I still have most of it left” This sticker sums up a great problem in this world: Someone is [...]
This man shot his wife after mistaking her for a monkey!!! It’s funny, but I think I can relate. It’s hard to count just how many times I’ve walked out into my back yard and had to ask myself “Is that my wife swinging through the trees, or just another monkey?” Many-a-time I have my [...]
Possible Category: Conspiracies: Hackeysack
Possible Category: Conspiracies: Hackeysack
Something has me confused about ‘industrial’ America. What I mean by ‘industrial’ are businesses and universities. In business, the thinking is the “customer is always right”, and “how can we wow the customer?” Many universities actively recruit students to attend their school. These corporations go out of their way to impress the consumer–except in the [...]
Here’s an actual email I received from someone at the office where I used to work : “Hello:-) Well, Shackley* misses you she had to get [a whole box full of computer] paper out of the [supply closet*] this morning…hehe” *names changed so normal people can understand them. This got me to thinking: How is [...]
Alienation is in, right? I mean, even Trey is doing it nowadays. That’s a good thing, because this was on my mind today. How I can justify this with my faith, I know not. Probably my only hope is to repent of my thoughts after I finish typing… I know this is only the second [...]
On Brian’s blog yesterday I read a post about procrastination. It reminded me so much of something I read earlier on Trey’s blog that I decides to call the phenomenon “Treyja-vu” (regardless of which of them published it first, I read Trey’s first). Here’s the definition: Main Entry: Trey•jà vu Pronunciation: “tray-”zhä-’vü, trAY-zh[a']-v[UE] Function: noun [...]
Patient comes to my desk needed a referral to an eye doctor for “dry eyes”. Me: Have you seen an eye doctor before? Patient: No. Me: Where did you get the glasses?
I don’t understand how people are able to deftly access the toilet paper when it comes under the roll instead of over the roll. I know that is a big distinguishing factor between people: “Do you put the toilet paper on so it comes from the top or the bottom?” I never thought if much [...]
The “sage” returns A while ago I wrote about meeting a car with the license plate “sage” and being kind to them (was that on here, or just on rmfo.net?…) Today when emailing the notes from our daily “huddle” (a five minute get-together all available office members attend before the day begins) I made a [...]