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Manservant Marcus

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

Do you have a problem making yourself understood to others? Do you sometimes wish for someone who could translate what you imply to say into meaningful speech? Are you one of many groups* who has trouble communicating with the rest of average society? Do you wish you had a better grip on not only your […]

Cheeraholics Anonymous

Monday, February 25th, 2008

Are you always happy in the mornings, even on Mondays? Do you get scowled at by coworkers when you walk in whistling a tune and beaming from ear to ear – without coffee or drugs? Are you shunned by family because your life isn’t in ruins like theirs? This is the program for you! In […]

Visine Relationship

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Remember Visine. They’re like the eye experts.

Smurfy Beary Soup

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Intro: “La, la, la-la, la, la, bouncing here and there and…I can’t remember where, la, la-la, la…la.” “You’ve waited a long time, but it’s finally here! Qwert Yuppy Industries has managed to combine the bouncy goodness of Gummy Bears with the joy of chomping down Smurfs! We call it Smurfy Beary Soup! Captured in the […]