Woe-full Reader! cease to play the fool
And what thou seest dead as dead regard!
Whilòme the sheeniest suns for thee did shine
When oft-a-tripping whither led the blog
By us beloved, as shall none be loved.
There all so merry doings then were done
After thy liking, nor the blog was loath.
Then certès sheeniest suns for thee did shine.
Now tis [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
[inside the SGB]
TENTIE ALISA and SWOONEY GIRLS:
[shoes, cothes, boyfriends, blah, blah, blah]
[The Rumor Forum @ [rocksmyfaceoff.net].
NEW MEMBER:
‘Morning!
BARTENDER KATIE:
‘Morning.
BARTENDER KATEY:
Oooh, new topics!
BARTENDER KATIE:
[Starts reply]
TREY:
Ha ha! Hiyya! [Deletes Katie’s account]
BARTENDER KATEY:
Hey!
TREY:
Hiyya!, Ha!, etc.[Deletes Katey’s account]
TENTIE ALISA and [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
[SIR TREY logs on to the Man Board and cleans up the place and looking for the latest Gold Bond thread.]
SIR TREY:
Ha ha! Hiyya! [Deletes Hansel’s BEER thread]
THE THIRSTY VAMPIRE:
Hey!
SIR TREY:
Hiyya!, Ha!, etc. [...]
[SIR TREY and WINDSOR are walking along pinching each other on the skin just around the triceps.]
SIR TREY:
Well taken, WINDSOR!
WINDSOR:
Thank you, Bohunkus Nashvillius! Most kind.
SIR TREY:
And again! There you are! Good. Steady! And now, the big pinch! Uuh! Come on, WINDSOR!
[Alisa walks on with a missive for Sir Trey]
WINDSOR:
PM for you, Trey.
[Pinches Alisa on [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
ACOUSTIC JOE:
The Tale of Sir Trey.
LORD JOSH BOBBIT:
One day, lad, all this will be yours!
PRINCE JDR:
What, the monitor?
LORD JOSH:
No. Not the monitor, lad. All the threads you can see, stretched out [...]
Kari and Mike just returned from vacation to find that their toilet had leaked, causing a great mess, and their air conditioner (AC) had stopped working. Being a .net and website acquaintance, I could not help but feel sorry for their great inconvenience. I decide that I needed to take up my guitar [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
[spooky music; something that would make The Vampire cower. If the music were a painting, it would be Edvard Munch's The Scream.]
[music stops]
BEST KNIGHT EVER:
Coolest… forest… ever!
KNIGHTS SUPERLATIVE:
Coolest! Coolest! Coolest! Coolest! [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
WAYNE:
Heh, haw ha ha haw haw! Haw haw haw ha ha ha…
GEOF:
And this enchantress of whom you speak (nice use of ‘whom’, eh?), she has seen the Hymnal?
WAYNE:
…Ha ha ha ha! [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
ACOUSTIC JOE:
Sir Trey had saved Sir Underscore from almost certain temptation, but they were still no nearer the Hymnal. Meanwhile, Tyrant Geof and Sir Holland (who, you’ll remember, Sir Trey thinks bigger than [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum and The John Larroquette Project)
[trumpets]
ACOUSTIC JOE:
The Tale of SIR UNDERSCORE STEVE.
[boom] [wind] [howl] [howl] [boom]
[DeShazo singing]
[howl] [boom] [howl] [boom]
[pound pound pound]
UNDERSCORE STEVE:
Unlock the post! Unlock the post!
[pound pound pound]
In the name [...]
The original lyrics: Toad the Wet Sprocket’s “Hobbit on the Rocks“.
Admittedly, that was the silliest song that Toad ever recorded. Since I like my song to have meaning, I decided to take their song and make my own lyrics. I started out trying to use words that rhymed with their words, but ditched [...]
This parody is dedicated to Josh Reilly and would be understood best by anyone who has heard Warren Barfield: Pictures of the Past. If you have not head the song, you may be able to get it or a sample at that link. It may also help to take a minute to [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
[trumpets]
ACOUSTIC JOE:
The Tale of SIR ANONYMOUS COWARD. So, each of the knights went their separate ways. SIR ANONYMOUS COWARD rode north, through the highly allegenic forests of the University, accompanied by his [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
Reminder: Scene 8 was the AYOR/Straw man scene
[clack]
VOICE:
Lecture for Charter Memebers, take eight.
DIRECTOR:
Action!
BRANDON:
Defeat at AYOR seems to have utterly disheartened Tyrant Geof. The ferocity of the Poster’s taunting took him completely [...]
by Monty Python / Roger
In the early years of the 21st century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, the Pope Derek Webb gave Cardinal Red Sox of WV (aka Deion) leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
[clop clop clop]
[boom boom]
[Mark Deshazo sings]
CLIFF YOUNG:
Geof! Geof, Tyrant of the Rumor Forum!
[Geof and Bartenders grovel]
Oh, don’t grovel!
[Deshazo stops]
One thing I can’t stand, it’s people groveling.
GEOF:
Yes, sir
[boom]
CLIFF YOUNG:
And don’t agree with [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
[clop clop clop]
SIR HOLLAND:
And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana bread-shaped.
TYRANT GEOF:
This new learning amazes me, Sir HOLLAND. Explain again how sheep’s bladders may be employed to [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
The Book of the Film:
ACOUSTIC JOE:
The wise Sir Holland
was the first to join King Arthur’s knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow:
Sir Trey the Brave,
Sir RumorSage the Pure,
and Sir Anonymous Coward [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
MONKS: [chanting]
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem..
[:trout:]
Recedite, plebes…!
[:trout:]
…Gero rem imperialem.
[:trout:]
Recedite, plebes…!
[:trout:]
…Gero rem imperialem.
(Editor’s Note: Translation: Stand aside, little people! I’m here on official business.)
CROWD:
A unicorn! A unicorn!
[:trout:]
A unicorn! A unicorn!
MONKS: [chanting]
Recedite, plebes…!
CROWD:
A [...]
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
[Tyrant Geof music]
[music stops]
BOOKER T KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
[fighting]
BOOKER T KNIGHT:
Aaagh!
AFFLACK KNIGHT:
Ooh!
[stab]
BOOKER T KNIGHT:
Aagh!
AFFLACK KNIGHT:
Oh!
Ooh! Uuh.
BOOKER T KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
[clang]
BOOKER T KNIGHT and AFFLACK KNIGHT:
Agh!, oh!, etc.
[Booker blinds AFFLACK KNIGHT with his camera’s flash]
AFFLACK [...]
