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Ghost Hunter for Hire

Michael Brown Michael Brown The best ghost hunter This side of town This side of town Michael is best Won’t get no better Lest you go west Michael Brown Michael Brown The best ghost hunter This side of town Finding … Continue reading

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To the Reader Recounting the Blog’s Inconstancy

Woe-full Reader! cease to play the fool And what thou seest dead as dead regard! Whilòme the sheeniest suns for thee did shine When oft-a-tripping whither led the blog By us beloved, as shall none be loved. There all so … Continue reading

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Scene 16: Hurry, Sir Trey. Hurry!

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [inside the SGB] TENTIE ALISA and SWOONEY GIRLS: [shoes, cothes, boyfriends, blah, blah, blah] [The Rumor Forum @ [rocksmyfaceoff.net]. NEW … Continue reading

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Scene 16: Hurry, Sir Trey. Hurry!

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [SIR TREY logs on to the Man Board and cleans up the place and looking for the latest Gold Bond … Continue reading

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Scene 15: PM for you, Trey!

[SIR TREY and WINDSOR are walking along pinching each other on the skin just around the triceps.] SIR TREY: Well taken, WINDSOR! WINDSOR: Thank you, Bohunkus Nashvillius! Most kind. SIR TREY: And again! There you are! Good. Steady! And now, … Continue reading

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Scene 14: ‘At the Man Board…’

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) ACOUSTIC JOE: The Tale of Sir Trey. LORD JOSH BOBBIT: One day, lad, all this will be yours! PRINCE JDR: … Continue reading

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Poor Baumanns!

Kari and Mike just returned from vacation to find that their toilet had leaked, causing a great mess, and their air conditioner (AC) had stopped working. Being a .net and website acquaintance, I could not help but feel sorry for … Continue reading

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Scene 13: The Knights Superlative

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [spooky music; something that would make The Vampire cower. If the music were a painting, it would be Edvard Munch’s … Continue reading

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Scene 12: Clues From Wayne

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) WAYNE: Heh, haw ha ha haw haw! Haw haw haw ha ha ha… GEOF: And this enchantress of whom you … Continue reading

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Narrative Interlude 2: Meanwhile, Tyrant Geof and Sir Holland

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) ACOUSTIC JOE: Sir Trey had saved Sir Underscore from almost certain temptation, but they were still no nearer the Hymnal. … Continue reading

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Scene 11: UNDERSCORE STEVE at The John Larroquette Project

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum and The John Larroquette Project) [trumpets] ACOUSTIC JOE: The Tale of SIR UNDERSCORE STEVE. [boom] [wind] [howl] [howl] [boom] [DeShazo … Continue reading

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Hobbit on the Rocks

The original lyrics: Toad the Wet Sprocket‘s “Hobbit on the Rocks“. Admittedly, that was the silliest song that Toad ever recorded. Since I like my song to have meaning, I decided to take their song and make my own lyrics. … Continue reading

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Josh Reilly

This parody is dedicated to Josh Reilly and would be understood best by anyone who has heard Warren Barfield: Pictures of the Past. If you have not head the song, you may be able to get it or a sample … Continue reading

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Scene 10: Sir Coward and the trinity

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [trumpets] ACOUSTIC JOE: The Tale of SIR ANONYMOUS COWARD. So, each of the knights went their separate ways. SIR ANONYMOUS … Continue reading

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Scene 9: The Historian

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) Reminder: Scene 8 was the AYOR/Straw man scene [clack] VOICE: Lecture for Charter Memebers, take eight. DIRECTOR: Action! BRANDON: Defeat … Continue reading

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The “Get to Know” Inquisition

by Monty Python / Roger In the early years of the 21st century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodoxy, the Pope Derek Webb gave Cardinal Red Sox of WV (aka Deion) leave to move without let or hindrance … Continue reading

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Scene 7: A Blessing From Cliff!

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [clop clop clop] [boom boom] [Mark Deshazo sings] CLIFF YOUNG: Geof! Geof, Tyrant of the Rumor Forum! [Geof and Bartenders … Continue reading

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Scene 6: The Rumor Board

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [clop clop clop] SIR HOLLAND: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana bread-shaped. TYRANT … Continue reading

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Narrative Interlude

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) The Book of the Film: ACOUSTIC JOE: The wise Sir Holland was the first to join King Arthur’s knights, but … Continue reading

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Scene 5: Ride the Unicorn!

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) MONKS: [chanting] Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem.. [:trout:] Recedite, plebes…! [:trout:] …Gero rem imperialem. [:trout:] Recedite, plebes…! [:trout:] …Gero rem … Continue reading

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