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	<title>The Monkey Exhibit</title>
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	<description>Now with 90% less monkey</description>
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		<title>Loot List &#8211; Christmas &#8216;09</title>
		<link>http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2010/01/loot-list-christmas-09/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 12:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t seen any loot lists this year.  People either have better things to post about, or they are slacking off from their blogs as I have been for a while now.  However, I will now regale you with my amazing memory of what I got for Christmas.
Ted Dekker&#8217;s Green
Ted Dekker and Erin [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I haven&#8217;t seen any loot lists this year.  People either have better things to post about, or they are slacking off from their blogs as I have been for a while now.  However, I will now regale you with my amazing memory of what I got for Christmas.</p>
<p>Ted Dekker&#8217;s <strong>Green</strong><br />
Ted Dekker and Erin Healy&#8217;s <strong>Burn</strong><br />
Mark Schultz&#8217;s <strong>Come Alive</strong><br />
Jeremy Camp&#8217;s <strong>Speaking Louder Than Before</strong><br />
Warren Barfield&#8217;s <strong>Worth Fighting For</strong><br />
Big Daddy Weave&#8217;s <strong>Christ is Come</strong><br />
Sport Coat<br />
T-shirt<br />
Bacon Salt<br />
Tiger calendar<br />
Munchkin card game<br />
Socks<br />
Starburst</p>
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		<title>Remembering Vacation</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was on vacation from the time I left work on Christmas Eve until the morning of January 4th.  In an effort to help me remember what went on during vacation, I thought I’d document daily highlights here.  Apparently this is becoming somewhat like a diary.
12/24/09 – Went to my mother’s for her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was on vacation from the time I left work on Christmas Eve until the morning of January 4th.  In an effort to help me remember what went on during vacation, I thought I’d document daily highlights here.  Apparently this is becoming somewhat like a diary.</p>
<p><strong>12/24/09</strong> – Went to my mother’s for her birthday and to swap Christmas gifts.</p>
<p><strong>12/25/09</strong> – Christmas at home.  Then the wife’s dad and sister came over for gifts and lunch.  Then to her mom’s house for gifts, and then to her aunt’s house with my wife’s entire family.</p>
<p><strong>12/26/09</strong> – We stayed inside all day.  What a happy Saturday!</p>
<p><strong>12/27/09</strong> – Church in the morning, and then the Doughtys came a day early to stay with us!  We went to Asian Palace II.  It’s not all that.</p>
<p><strong>12/28/09</strong> – Got together with friends to have a prime rib dinner (delicious!), exchange gifts, and play a board game.</p>
<p><strong>12/29/09</strong> – I’m not sure we left the house for anything…the Doughtys were still here, though!</p>
<p><strong>12/30/09</strong> – The Doughtys left.  We went to church that night.  Then we drove to my wife’s work to look at the Christmas picture she painted on the window there.</p>
<p><strong>12/31/09</strong> – Lunch with my father and half-brother (on his side).  It was great to catch up and get to know them a bit better.  We stayed up until midnight, logging on to the computer just in time to watch the ball drop in New York.</p>
<p><strong>1/1/10</strong> – We didn’t leave the house.  A great New Year’s Day.  There was much computer time and much reading time.  That’s my idea of a great day.</p>
<p><strong>1/2/10</strong> – We went to lunch with my mother and went grocery shopping, despite the snow storm that has been raging for two days, because we needed to get out of the house.  Apparently the wife goes a little stir crazy sometimes.</p>
<p><strong>1/3/10</strong> – Another day without leaving the house.  I think life is grand.</p>
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		<title>Change of Plans</title>
		<link>http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2010/01/change-of-plans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 13:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[See, here’s the beauty of plans instead of resolutions.  Nobody bats an eye when you change your plans.  If you change your resolutions, though, you essentially break your original ones.  Here are some ideas I’ve come up with:
What if I was more observably affectionate toward everyone, instead of just my wife and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>See, here’s the beauty of <a href="http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2010/01/plans/">plans instead of resolutions</a>.  Nobody bats an eye when you change your plans.  If you change your resolutions, though, you essentially break your original ones.  Here are some ideas I’ve come up with:</p>
<p><strong>What if I was more observably affectionate toward everyone, instead of just my wife and my God?</strong>  Obviously not everyone in the same way, but what if I just planned on being more kind as a whole?  I was looking through my paltry amounts of posts from last year and I saw that <a href="http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2009/08/family-friendly/">I was becoming a softy</a>, at least toward my family.  Maybe I could work on that in all of my relationships. We’ll see.</p>
<p><strong>Maybe I could set a goal on the number of books I want to read a month, and then allow myself to read my comics once I’ve reached that goal?</strong>  Four books a month is achievable.  It would let me achieve my plan of reading more books than the last two years, and it would often give me some time at the end  of the month to immerse myself in the comics I’m craving to re-read.</p>
<p>There.  We’ll see how these work.</p>
<p>Later.</p>
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		<title>Plans</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now is the time of year when people are posting their resolutions.  I do not use the term ‘resolution’ unless it is something I truly resolve to do, something I will not fail at, something at the foremost of my thoughts at all times.
No, instead of resolutions, I will share my plans for the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now is the time of year when people are posting their resolutions.  I do not use the term ‘resolution’ unless it is something I truly resolve to do, something I will not fail at, something at the foremost of my thoughts at all times.</p>
<p>No, instead of resolutions, I will share my plans for the new year.  These are goals, sure, but they are less stringently enforced or sought after than resolutions.  I will not make 90 day action plans to meet these goals, nor will I obsess about them.  These are things I plan to do in the new year:</p>
<p><strong>I plan to display more observable and outward affection to my wife.</strong>  The original thought was to love my wife more this year, but that hardly seems an observable goal.  I want to move beyond any inward build up of love and onto an outward manifestation.</p>
<p><strong>I plan to display more observable and outward affection to my God.</strong>  Again, to say I will love God more this year is great, and should be a goal of everyone for every year, however I want this to be noticeable to an observer.  Not for my sake, naturally, but to display that there are people in this world who still care about him, to be a light, using terminology Christendom is familiar with.</p>
<p><strong>I plan to read more books.</strong>  This is somewhat of an arbitrary plan, as one could actually read fewer books containing more pages and end up having read more than previous years.  However, all things averaging out in the end, I would like to get back into the book reading habit.  I have spent much time over the past few months re-reading some of my comic books.  It was (and is) a yearning inside me to re-read them until I’m caught up again with the monthly storyline.  However, I plan to put this aside to get back into a regular book reading routine.</p>
<p><strong>I plan to lose weight.</strong>  Seriously, I got on the scales a few days ago and it went up higher than ever before in my life.  I didn’t stop at my arbitrary, self-imposed maximum. No, it kept going almost 10 lbs higher.  It was horrible.  I have been pigging out for over a week now.  Luckily most of the junk food is gone, and my wife has the same plan.  We’ll lose weight, and we’ll do it with diet and exercise.  That means getting back to a regular gym schedule as well.</p>
<p><strong>I plan to post to my website more often.</strong>  If I don’t, then I’ll start to wonder why I keep it, which would be completely understandable.  I spend so much time as a taker, reading other people’s blogs and following people on Facebook and Twitter.  I want to be a giver.  At one point I fancied myself as somewhat of a writer.  I’d like to get back to that.  We’ll see what happens.</p>
<p>Those are my largest plans for the year.  I have other minor goals, like being more fiscally responsible, catching up on painting some miniatures (for a board game I haven’t played in months, unfortunately), catching up on digitalizing my pictures, and some other catching up I can’t think of now.  I don’t want to play catch-up any more.  So, let’s see how this all goes.</p>
<p>Later.</p>
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		<title>Everything is Bigger in Texas</title>
		<link>http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2009/10/everything-is-bigger-in-texas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It even took longer to descend through the cloud cover.
Once we had made it underneath the overcast sky, Dallas spread out before us as far as the eye could see.  It was dark out, so what I actually saw was lights.  The ground was flat, and out my window lights spread all the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It even took longer to descend through the cloud cover.</p>
<p>Once we had made it underneath the overcast sky, Dallas spread out before us as far as the eye could see.  It was dark out, so what I actually saw was lights.  The ground was flat, and out my window lights spread all the way to the horizon.  Looking across the aisle and out the other window, I saw the same sight.  Dallas was huge.</p>
<p>From the airport we rode a bus to the rental car station.  I am used to rental car stations being located <em>inside</em> the airport.  This trip was 10 &#8211; 15 min of nonstop travel away from the airport.  The rental station alone was a large building full of unused space.  </p>
<p>I could get used to the great wide open.</p>
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		<title>Hey, I&#8217;m going to Dallas!</title>
		<link>http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2009/10/hey-im-going-to-dallas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 22:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m trying to tell everyone in pretty much every online venue I have.
I have a cousin getting married in Dallas.  I&#8217;ve been to Austin, TX for a week&#8230;in years gone by&#8230;and I loved it.  When my mother asked if I wanted to join in the party heading down, I sure did!  The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m trying to tell everyone in pretty much every online venue I have.</p>
<p>I have a cousin getting married in Dallas.  I&#8217;ve been to Austin, TX for a week&#8230;in years gone by&#8230;and I loved it.  When my mother asked if I wanted to join in the party heading down, I sure did!  The bad part is that it is relatively expensive (I thought I had money to blow at the time she asked) and I have to leave my wife behind.  She&#8217;s in the middle of a school semester and has to work clinical hours while we&#8217;re gone.</p>
<p>Other than that, I expect to love it.  I think I&#8217;d make a good Texan.  Let me head south and mess with Texas and we&#8217;ll all find out.</p>
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		<title>Teen Chess Club</title>
		<link>http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2009/09/teen-chess-club/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 11:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m helping a friend run the Teen Chess Club at the Bangor Public Library.  The club will meet every Thursday.  The first session is this week, 10/1/09, from 5:30 &#8211; 7:30.  
I hope it&#8217;s not just me and him playing chess against each other&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m helping a friend run the <a href="http://www.bpl.lib.me.us/kidsweb/Teen2008/ChessClub.htm">Teen Chess Club</a> at the <a href="http://www.bpl.lib.me.us/">Bangor Public Library</a>.  The club will meet every Thursday.  The first session is this week, 10/1/09, from 5:30 &#8211; 7:30.  </p>
<p>I hope it&#8217;s not just me and him playing chess against each other&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Vigilante</title>
		<link>http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2009/08/vigilante/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:35:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Josiah stood outside the convenience store, sucking on a Tootsie Pop while his trenchant flapped in the breeze.  A desperate looking man headed toward the establishment door, eyes darting.  Josiah deliberately kept his face forward and his eyes looking in a different direction.  He watched the man from his peripheral vision.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Josiah stood outside the convenience store, sucking on a Tootsie Pop while his trenchant flapped in the breeze.  A desperate looking man headed toward the establishment door, eyes darting.  Josiah deliberately kept his face forward and his eyes looking in a different direction.  He watched the man from his peripheral vision.  The crazed man entered the store.  Josiah waited a few heartbeats and followed.</p>
<p>The store was empty, and the desperate man had wasted no time pulling a gun on the clerk.  Josiah caused the robber to turn toward the door.  “Don’t move, pal.”<br />
“Hey, tough guy, don’t point that thing at me unless you intend to use it.”  Josiah flicked his right wrist and a knife appeared.  The robber fired the gun.</p>
<p>Josiah threw the knife with his right hand, while bringing his left arm in front of his chest where the gunman had been pointing.  It stung like mad, but the metal plate in Josiah’s forearm deflected the gunman’s bullet.  On the other hand, Josiah’s throwing knife had knocked the gun out of the man’s hand before he could get off a second shot.  The robber gaped at Josiah, and then he looked for the gun.  The weapon had fallen behind the counter.</p>
<p>The robber looked at the gun and looked at the clerk.  The clerk was scared, not moving.  The robber looked back toward Josiah, but he was gone.</p>
<p>Josiah shoved a display of two liter bottles over upon the robber.  The man fell, hitting his head on the counter.  Josiah plucked his throwing knife out from under the bottles.  “Sorry about the soda.   Maybe you can return it for credit.”  Sirens began a couple of blocks away.  “He’ll be out until the police you called get here.  I wouldn’t touch that gun if I was you.”  Josiah walked to the back of the store and out the delivery exit.</p>
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		<title>Deeper Water by Robert Whitlow</title>
		<link>http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2009/08/deeper-water-by-robert-whitlow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[File Under: Christian &#8211; Fiction &#8211; Law
I found Deeper Water to be an unexpectedly interesting book about a young woman from a dedicated Christian home.  She is a law student going to the big city for an internship.  Since she&#8217;s a conservative Christian from a small town, life gets very different for her.
This [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>File Under: Christian &#8211; Fiction &#8211; Law</p>
<p>I found Deeper Water to be an unexpectedly interesting book about a young woman from a dedicated Christian home.  She is a law student going to the big city for an internship.  Since she&#8217;s a conservative Christian from a small town, life gets very different for her.</p>
<p>This book captured my interest in its conservative Christian focus.  The stands that the family takes are some of the same ones that I have been raised on.  Also, I&#8217;m occasionally interested in law-based books, but some get too technical for me to care to follow.  (I&#8217;m a bit challenged, what can I say?)  This book was easy to follow, as the technical aspects took a back seat to the story.</p>
<p>Some things that surprised me about the main character, though, were personality quirks.  For the beliefs/personality setup we were given on the main character, I found her to be a bit snippy at times.  Also, she can be rather evasive with the truth.  These are qualities I would not expect, but ones we were shown right from the beginning, so I can&#8217;t really say they didn&#8217;t fit the character.</p>
<p>I can identify with her struggles both with her everyday faith and with her interaction with the big city.  The best thing I can say about the book is not that it is great fiction but that it exceeded my expectations.  <a href="http://bryanallain.com/blog/archives/2009/01/06/the-cannarf-rating-system/">(I guess Bryan would call that a cannarf.)</a></p>
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		<title>Family Friendly is Expensive</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, so I&#8217;m doing more things with my family.  Can I tell you that it&#8217;s mostly eating out?  This is getting expensive!  My dining out monthly expenses have increased since June.
May:  $138.55
June:  $211.21
July:  $240.49
Aug:  $265.03 (so far!)
I&#8217;m going to need a grant soon to be able to keep [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, so <a href="http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2009/08/family-friendly/">I&#8217;m doing more things with my family</a>.  Can I tell you that it&#8217;s mostly eating out?  This is getting expensive!  My dining out monthly expenses have increased since June.</p>
<p>May:  $138.55<br />
June:  $211.21<br />
July:  $240.49<br />
Aug:  $265.03 (so far!)</p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to need a grant soon to be able to keep up my family friendly ways.  Either that or go back to being a hermit.</p>
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