http://www.qwertyuppy.com Now with 90% less monkey Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:29:30 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en (In case I ever want to look back.) Hanging hammock chair Magazine subscription Battery powered magnifying glass/lamp Molasses cookies Bin (bucket-o) whoopee pies and cash Plate of whoopee pies Sleeve of Mountain Dew Borders gift card Two Dilbert books (not Gilbert, as the bookstore clerk was apparently trying to help my aunt find...) Sherman's Lagoon treasury Front door knocker Long johns All in ... http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/11/bd-2008-loot-list/ I didn't even know they made "Happy Birthday to my Underachiever Husband" cards! http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/11/hallmark-is-amazing/ Did you ever just want to sleep all day? No, I mean sometime when you weren't depressed. Anyway, how come the bed's so comfortable in the morning? What? No, I haven't been looking at your medical records. No, I just assumed you were depressed. And quite ... http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/11/ahh-sleep/ If you want to do the Facebook thing, I'm in. I'm slowly searching people out. It's been rather a success. Feel free to send me a note. I started because some people from work were talking about it and made it sound interesting. They generally gave a ... http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/11/facebook/ (When all else fails, write some fiction...) The caves seemed to go on forever. As far as they could tell, the group had been heading roughly south for quite some time. That was the direction the cave system started in, and, though winding, it was the general direction the ... http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/11/the-caves/ I'm slowly, very slowly, working through my do-nothing attitude that seems to have taken over. I've pretty much just been reading lately. Yesterday, though, I got myself up for a men's breakfast and folded some laundry. Today I washed some dishes and typed up some loose ends ... http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/11/slacker/ Evil cannot stand up to a knight. I've seen them, coming into a town on business known only to them. There is a strange, otherworldly presence about a knight. There is a brilliance that exists even if his armor is dented and dulled. Bullies, waiting in ambush to ... http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/10/knight/ BBC News: Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog' Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report. Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute. They are ... http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/10/what-the-liberal-media-wont-tell-you-in-an-election-year/ Damien snuck down the basement stairs at midnight. The third step from the top had a loud squeak, but he was well aware of this and made sure to step on the very edge. It would be hard to explain why he was there, if caught. Damien's next challenge ... http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/10/after-the-battle/ I finished cleaning under the computer desk. It looks very neat and organized. Now the only official project that I haven't completed is the one someone else is helping me with. I should find another project for this week, but I'll probably skip that until next week. http://www.qwertyuppy.com/2008/10/project-complete/