The Monkey Exhibit

I thought about another attempted hijacking, but after the miserable failure last time, I decided against it.

So, Merry Christmas (a few days late) and enjoy the silence around here.

Today I redirect you to something I wrote for Jeff D.
See you on the flip side.

Why do pagans celebrate Christmas? If you have any ideas, let me know. Until then…I think I just might ask the resident pagan at work (I’m not being sarcastic…she volunteered her “religion”). You leave some theories and I’ll see if I can get a concrete answer, deal?

My time here is short this morning, so I’ll leave you with just one question. Egg Nog. Do you like it or not? Leave your reasons, or any Nog related story or idea. Or anything else that has to do with the subject…or any other subject.
I’m not really picky [...]

Monday I had a lab report due which had to cover everything we’ve done this semester.
Tuesday I had to give a speech on my Senior Topic (which my teacher said was almost terminally boring…)
Today the final draft of my project proposal is due for the same class. Hopefully it is more interesting than my [...]

I’ll leave you with the entire weekend to comment about my second official poem. I guess it follows the train of the first one, but is even sillier. My official introduction to this is: “A fun, silly poem”
Pollution
Swirling and gurgling with nameless scum
Down through the city, my river did run
A [...]

On November 15th, Monkey News reported the scathing accusations on Qwert’s alleged behavior in Patiala, India. At the end of the article we noted that Qwert was set to leave the proceedings in Patiala to his lawyer while continuing his Indian foray into Gaughati. Late breaking news follows our beloved monkey into that [...]

In the month of November, the second most popular phrase that brought searchers to my website was:
“Josh Reilly”
Relevant Music Quote:
“What’s good for you is good for me
And what’s bad for you is bad for me
What’s good for you is good for me
And what’s bad for you is bad for me ” –The Refreshments - [...]

I should have known not a single person would comment on my song. The trends are obvious. Fortunately I won’t let that stop me from posting them in the future. Unfortunately, I don’t have many more.
I’m not going to do a big, long review like I did for Caedmon’s Call–Share the Well. [...]