The Monkey Exhibit

Just because I don’t update this much, don’t think I don’t spend a lot of time thinking. If you want to know my thoughts on a particular subject, just email me.
OK, if this is my unofficial blog, then I get to do any kind of writing I want. Now I want to talk about church [...]

This morning a drug rep brought bagels from Bagel Central (a very Kosher establishment in town). I didn’t really want to eat while I wasn’t hungry, so I waited until around 10:00 to go toast a bagel. The name of the bagel must have been “Plague of Blueberry” because the outside seemed to consist of [...]

Nobody who knows a cow would follow a cow. A cow will lead you…to a field of tasty grass. A milk cow will lead you to the barn when she wants to be milked. A cow is not a noble, authoritative, or particularly smart creature*.
So, when I read in the book of [...]

Bryan the Baboon. M.P. (Monkey Press)
The moon is full. The “lunatics” amass. Unfortunately, so do Werewolves.
In Maine on Friday, however, it was fit neither for man, nor for were-beast to be roaming the streets without being warmly bundled up. Snow fell in a blinding storm, followed by sleet and freezing rain.
Eastern Maine Medical Center on [...]

In the beginning, God ordained marriage. It was a sacred union from which a man left his parents and became one flesh with his wife. This “leaving his father and mother” thing may have been easier for Adam, having no earthly mother or father, than for the rest of us. Now, this is a pretty [...]

Feng Shui, the ancient art of placement, is literally translated, “wind over water”. It addresses the relationship between human beings and their environments and offers keen insights and practical methods that sustain harmonious balance in places where we live and work.
Making adjustments to our home or business environments supports our ability to flow with the [...]

Ramon, M.P. (Monkey Press):
Last weekend the notorious Qwert Yuppy tore through downtown in a Humvee, scattering pedestrians, slamming through the Key Bank front entrance and into the walk-in safe. He then proceeded to take all the money out of the safe and made a grand exit through the roof using his prehensile tail to swing [...]