TP Rant
By Roger ~ June 28th, 2004. Filed under: Humor.
I don’t understand how people are able to deftly access the toilet paper when it comes under the roll instead of over the roll. I know that is a big distinguishing factor between people: “Do you put the toilet paper on so it comes from the top or the bottom?” I never thought if much mattered, let peace reign regardless. However, after having experienced it some, I’m left to wonder. See, I’m rather proficient in using it as it comes off the top of the roll. You might even say I’ve mastered that skill. However, when I get in a situation (say…at work…) where it has been loaded to come out the bottom, I’m left a bumbling fool. It’s like giving an aborigine a PDA and telling him to have fun. He’d probably try to use it to wipe his backside, too. Who knows, it might be easier than trying to access the TP from under the roll.
June 28th, 2004 at 1:09 pm
FREAK! Under is the only way…
June 28th, 2004 at 1:11 pm
I should have known…PDA user! (if you don’t have one, I know you still COULD use one)
June 28th, 2004 at 1:29 pm
I wish I had a PDA. Maybe for Christmas…
June 28th, 2004 at 1:30 pm
Is that before or after Miranda get the flute?
June 28th, 2004 at 1:47 pm
After. Bills come first.
Pesky bills….
June 28th, 2004 at 1:50 pm
Bills…if they were sent of softer paper, you could use those to wipe with…
June 28th, 2004 at 5:31 pm
Umm whats toilet paper? Am I the only guy still using papyrus and bees nests?
June 29th, 2004 at 8:14 am
A tip for ya: Wait until the bees have moved out!