The Monkey Exhibit

For some general humor, and to get yourself in my frame of mind for this post, read this Monty Python sketch first:
Interview with Arthur “Two Sheds” Jackson from Monty Python’s Flying Circus
Host (Eric Idle): Last week the Royal Festival Hall saw the first performance of a new symphony by one of the world’s leading [...]

Yes, I would appreciate if you would read and comment on this…just like everything else.
The bug awoke from its sickness-induced slumber. Water poured over its head into the dark depths below. Light shined from above, coaxing the bug from its resting place.
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Rachel let the shower warm up as she brushed [...]

Well, The Bug is officially written. It has been subjected to my wife, who suggested a little tweaking at the end, and has been emailed to a Doughty who is going to proof it for me. Hopefully I’ll hear back tonight. If not, I’ll have to make some last minute changes on [...]

Maybe this is why that man shot his wife after mistaking her for a monkey…

It’s good to be back.
My body is sore from shoveling almost two feet of snow between Thursday and Friday (it really seemed like more, though). I went outside multiple times per day to keep on top of it all. It is easier to shovel 3-4 inch increments than just shovel twice at 1 [...]

This message is on many of the doors around campus: “Caution Automatic Door”.
I say, that’s right Mr Door, watch out because I’m a-comin’ through and I don’t slow down for anything!

Below is a picture of Ramon as he dresses up to go undercover in a British school. We are not at liberty to divulge the nature of the story, but be assured that as soon as Ramon provides us with details we will pass them right along.

The comic GravyBoy has its own fan forum. There are a few different topic boards and one of my favorite is the Writing Board. There I have posted a challenge.
Only four of us have picked up on the challenge (hint: if you haven’t yet, click on the links as they are [...]

It’s strange that, as Americans, we are always looking forward to the weekend. It almost seems something you have to do, whether you have restful weekends or not. Take my wife and I; we work a physical extra job a couple hours on Friday night and a couple hours on Saturday. This [...]

When I drive to the university in the mornings, the sun is in my eyes. It certainly doesn’t help that my windshield is covered in grime. When I drive to work from the university in the afternoon, the sun is almost eye level all the way there! It is a very dangerous [...]

Great, Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts
(Tom Glazer)
CHO: Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat, itty bitty birdie feet.
Great, green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
And me without a spoon.
Some people eat hamburger meat while others [...]