If I Could Talk to Squirrels



By Roger ~ September 16th, 2005. Filed under: Squirrel Exhibit.

I would tell them that they don�t have to be such a spaz. I, of all people, know the joy of a good spaz now and then, however these squirrels are constantly jumpy. If I open my big garage door, they have to run full-tilt across the garage roof, jump onto a nearby limb, and run across the whole tree before they slow down.

Last year I watched a squirrel for quite a while as it did nothing but climb a couple feet up a tree, launch itself off into the grass, roll around, dodge back and forth, and then start the whole process over again. That is spazzing out.

Silly squirrel; take a chill pill.

4 Responses to If I Could Talk to Squirrels

  1. heather

    But, squirrels are spazzy by nature. What would they be if not spazzy?

  2. Roger

    Calm, cool, and collected. I want to see a squirrel in shades. They are pretty cool animals, I think.

    I really do like the scampering and such, but they don’t have to act retarded, like the one playing on the tree.

  3. Hannah Faith

    I nearly ran over a squirrel this morning on the road. Yikes! Maybe you should be a squirrel for Halloween, Roger (I’ll keep off the roads)!

  4. killerhed

    i think u should all learn that monkeys are the same as people sqirrels r useless kill the grays!

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