If I Could Talk to Squirrels
By Roger ~ September 16th, 2005. Filed under: Squirrel Exhibit.
I would tell them that they don�t have to be such a spaz. I, of all people, know the joy of a good spaz now and then, however these squirrels are constantly jumpy. If I open my big garage door, they have to run full-tilt across the garage roof, jump onto a nearby limb, and run across the whole tree before they slow down.
Last year I watched a squirrel for quite a while as it did nothing but climb a couple feet up a tree, launch itself off into the grass, roll around, dodge back and forth, and then start the whole process over again. That is spazzing out.
Silly squirrel; take a chill pill.
September 16th, 2005 at 3:59 pm
But, squirrels are spazzy by nature. What would they be if not spazzy?
September 16th, 2005 at 8:41 pm
Calm, cool, and collected. I want to see a squirrel in shades. They are pretty cool animals, I think.
I really do like the scampering and such, but they don’t have to act retarded, like the one playing on the tree.
September 17th, 2005 at 4:26 pm
I nearly ran over a squirrel this morning on the road. Yikes! Maybe you should be a squirrel for Halloween, Roger (I’ll keep off the roads)!
July 17th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
i think u should all learn that monkeys are the same as people sqirrels r useless kill the grays!