The Monkey Exhibit

The State of Maine has a rugged coastline. The ocean, she is a fickle beast, one day she’s supplying your business with copious amounts of seafood wares, and the next day she’s sweeping your off your ship never to be heard from again. Along this dangerous headland are some pathetic excuses for beaches, [...]

That’s it! Come Friday I’ll be able to sleep in, not take a shower, not brush my teeth, and not get dressed for a whole week! This may make church service a little awkward, but, hey, that’s where the excitement is in life!
Where am I going? Nowhere! What am I doing? [...]

On this day, the most special of occasions, I’m revoking my “not my wife’s website” attitude and will be entertaining any questions you have for/about her. To get your creative curiosity flowing, I’ll throw out some sample Q&A:
Q: How old are you?
A: Jerk! You should know better than to ask a [...]

Tomorrow is my wife’s birthday. She’s also in the midst of a May term at college. This makes for a difficult celebration. In the morning I’ll cry “Happy Birthday! Let’s study Microbiology!” Somehow I don’t think she’ll be impressed.
We’ll go to her dad’s, where it will be raining, and decide [...]

(Thank you Dennis Miller)
It seemed to be a long work week last week, though I had Monday off. My four day work week changed to a five day week when my Saturday morning coverage called in sick. I had to ditch a kayak/canoeing trip I had signed up for so I could [...]

Patient: Doctor, you do realize that my digestive processes have created such an amount of gas in my intestinal tract so as to cause transient pain if it is not released?
Doctor: Did you just say you have to fart?

The stuff that I felt needed to be password protected still hidden in the previous post, but this is the part of that post I feel comfortable sharing at this point. Leave a comment or email me if you would like the password to the previous post.
Scoob, one of the commenters on this site [...]

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

For the last three mornings when I’ve gone to work, the groundhog has been at the entrance to his den. He’s just there waking up, stretching, yawing, and waving “hi” as I go by. He’s a pretty friendly guy. Don’t let anyone else tell you any differently.
All his friends call him Bo.
Someday [...]