The Monkey Exhibit

*Dial tone*
*beep-boop-boop-bop-beep-beep-bop*
You have reached Mark. I’m not available right now, but if you leave a message I’ll get right back to you.
Hi, Mark. It’s Roger. Hey, I was planning your wedding and wanted to know: should Debi do the face painting before the wedding party does the Thriller dance? I thought [...]

Intro: “La, la, la-la, la, la, bouncing here and there and…I can’t remember where, la, la-la, la…la.”
“You’ve waited a long time, but it’s finally here! Qwert Yuppy Industries has managed to combine the bouncy goodness of Gummy Bears with the joy of chomping down Smurfs! We call it Smurfy Beary Soup! Captured [...]

I believe it is our responsibility to make sure that we are not so busy following a man’s arbitrary rules X, Y and X that we neglect to follow God’s rules A, B, and C.
You?

This is probably the last I’ll say on the matter. Again, I don’t necessarily seek to sway anyone one way or another, I just want us all to work with correct information as opposed to all the assumptions that I’ve been working with.
I’m not sure if it’s legal to cut and paste from the [...]

I was writing this up as a reply to the comment on my last post, but it got a little long and I thought I should share it on the main page instead of hidden in a comment section.
Firstly, here’s the comment from my best friend, whom I deeply respect:
Don’t forget the Thermosol, [...]

Hey, pal, cough on me. No, seriously. Come right over here and hack in my face. That’s it. Let it all out. Everyone needs a good cough once in a while; you need to clear your lungs. Good job.
Now…wipe your nose on the side of your hand. Good. [...]

If I’ve learned anything from Peter’s blog, it’s that this forum is a place where I can safely expel the thoughts that build up inside me. When I think of things I would have like to have done or would have like to have said but would have led to a public shunning, I [...]