The Monkey Exhibit

Someday I hope to be cool enough to drive around in my beat-up pickup truck without a shirt on.
But why stop there? Maybe I should grow a mullet, attach some fancy truck accessories that cost more than the vehicle itself, and drag race little old ladies at stop lights (whether they know we’re racing [...]

…later…later…I’ll do that later…
What does “later” mean to you?
To me it seems to mean “at a time when I’ll have no other choice.”

Daniel told me a while back that Canadians don’t really care if they are taken over or not.
That takes all the fun out of the last 30 years of plotting.