The Monkey Exhibit

*Dial tone*

*beep-boop-boop-bop-beep-beep-bop*

You have reached Mark. I’m not available right now, but if you leave a message I’ll get right back to you.

Hi, Mark. It’s Roger. Hey, I was planning your wedding and wanted to know: should Debi do the face painting before the wedding party does the Thriller dance? I thought maybe she could paint little zombie features on our faces before the dance. Nothing obnoxious, just a little something for people to get the hint. Also, if you can find one of those fake rotten noses that your bride could wear…that would be great. Give me a call when you get a chance.

Oh, and the caterer said she couldn’t get sheep brains…so…let me know what you want to do there.

Bye.

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