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Monthly Archives: July 2004
No Shower
It has been a rough week. While we were at Youth Camp (post about that in the works soon…) on the overnight camping trip, my bathroom was supposed to be getting a fix. The wall behind the showerhead was soft, … Continue reading
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Scene 1: Who or Whom?
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) While most of these are inside jokes on the above forum, this scene more than others needs some prerequisite reading. … Continue reading
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Kids Praise Kamp
Exactly one week after Heritage Youth Camp started (aka last night), the inaugeral year of Kids Praise Kamp began at our church. While the Youth Group is ages 12+, KPK is for the younger children ages 6-11. I’m not one … Continue reading
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Eye Need Relief
I just had the weirdest sensation that I should have noticed before, but never have. Keep in mind that I wear contacts. My eyes were feeling rather dry (and tired…can’t…keep…them…open…), so I put some eye drops in. As the drops … Continue reading
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Scene 22: Inside the Cave
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) This scene was requested by Geof. TYRANT GEOF: There! Look! SIR TREY: What does it say? SIR RUMORSAGE: What language … Continue reading
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Scene 21: The Vicious FATMOUSE
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) This scene was requested by Dano. I messed up when I originally posted this and made Rumorsage the opening Knight. … Continue reading
Upgraded to 1.2
From the Admin: QwertyYuppy.com is now running WP 1.2. I know, 1.2 has been out for awhile… but we wanted to be safe… Right Roger? Roger… Oh dear… maybe I deleted his account by accident. 😈 Nope, he is still … Continue reading
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Treyja-vu
On Brian’s blog yesterday I read a post about procrastination. It reminded me so much of something I read earlier on Trey’s blog that I decides to call the phenomenon “Treyja-vu” (regardless of which of them published it first, I … Continue reading
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Scene 8: Taunting the Tyrant!
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, French Castle Scene. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum’s Random (Message) Board/At Your Own Risk [AYOR] Board.) [Tyrant Geof music] [clop clop clop] GEOF: Halt! [horn] … Continue reading
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Scene 3: I’m Being Repressed!
(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Bloody Peasant! Scene. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum’s Random (Message) Board.) [TYRANT GEOF music] [thud thud thud] [TYRANT GEOF music stops] GEOF: Old woman! JEFF … Continue reading
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Scene 2: Bring Out Your Dead!
As originally parodied by Mark Smiley. Let me give a little background for those who don’t know. On the below listed message boards (also linked to the right) they sometimes have a hard time distinguishing between me and Eric. Therefore … Continue reading
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Youth Camp, Here I Come!
Tomorrow begins our church’s Heritage Youth Camp. This will be the third year (I think…, maybe fourth…) that we have had our own youth camp. My wife and I have been “lucky” enough to be part of the Youth Committee … Continue reading
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“If Jiminy Cricket were here right now, I’d skoosh him” –Calvin
We get crickets in our house. At least they look like crickets. They are smaller than grasshoppers and not the same coloration, but they are bigger than little crickets. I don’t know what it is, but I call them crickets. … Continue reading
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College
It took me forever to decide “what I want to be when I grow up”. Even then, after I decided, I seemed to change my mind quite frequently, even up to the last few months. I think I attribute my … Continue reading
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Office Humor
Patient comes to my desk needed a referral to an eye doctor for “dry eyes”. Me: Have you seen an eye doctor before? Patient: No. Me: Where did you get the glasses?
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Complimentary Whine
I am uncomfortable receiving a compliment. Most of you would say “What’s the problem? Who ever gives you a compliment anyway?” One part of me would say, You are evil! The other part would say, Too many. A very few … Continue reading
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Overtired – Revisited
Today is my day to be overtired. I think its the benadryl (non-drowsy, so it is sure to make you sleepy). Why am I posting this? Cause Roger hasn’t written anything, and I like causing trouble. 😈
Overtired
Saturday was a lazy day, so I had a hard time getting to sleep Saturday night. Sunday morning I was very tired and felt I needed a Mountain Dew to stay alert for Sunday School. Usually a Mountain Dew would … Continue reading
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Heaven’s Invitation
Matthew 22 The Parable of the Wedding Banquet 1Jesus spoke to them again in parables, saying: 2″The kingdom of heaven is like a king who prepared a wedding banquet for his son. 3He sent his servants to those who had … Continue reading
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Speed Racer
How come people with “Used Car Dealer” plates don’t have to obey any traffic laws?
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