Scene 2: Bring Out Your Dead!

As originally parodied by Mark Smiley. Let me give a little background for those who don’t know. On the below listed message boards (also linked to the right) they sometimes have a hard time distinguishing between me and Eric. Therefore we have earned the name RogEric. Gravyboy is a guy I interact with from the boards whose name is Brian. Both of those links are to the right, too.

Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Scene 1. Names and actions courtesy of events that occur at Rumor Forum’s Random (Message) Board.

Adriene was on the Random Board complaining about feeling like the walking dead:

RogEric: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead!

gravyboy: Here’s one — nine pence.

Adriene: I’m not dead!

RogEric: What?

gravyboy: Nothing — here’s your nine pence.

Adriene: I’m not dead!

RogEric: Here — she says she’s not dead!

gravyboy: Yes, she is.

Adriene: I’m not!

RogEric: She isn’t.

gravyboy: Well, she will be soon, she’s very ill.

Adriene: I’m getting better!

gravyboy: No, you’re not — you’ll be stone dead in a moment.

RogEric: Oh, I can’t take her like that — it’s against regulations.

Adriene: I don’t want to go in the cart!

gravyboy: Oh, don’t be such a baby.

RogEric: I can’t take her…

Adriene: I feel fine!

gravyboy: Oh, do us a favor…

RogEric: I can’t.

gravyboy: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? She won’t be long.

RogEric: Naaah, I got to go on to Reilly’s — they’ve lost nine today (to the Bone Barn).

gravyboy: Well, when is your next round?

RogEric: Thursday.

Adriene: I think I’ll go for a walk.

gravyboy: You’re not fooling anyone y’know. Look, isn’t there something you can do?

Adriene: I feel happy… I feel happy. [whop]

gravyboy: Ah, thanks very much.

RogEric: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

gravyboy: Right. [clop clop]

RogEric: Who’s that then?

gravyboy: I don’t know.

RogEric: Must be a Geof.

gravyboy: Why?

RogEric: He hasn’t got randomness all over him.

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4 Responses to Scene 2: Bring Out Your Dead!

  1. Geof says:

    Rog, you should link each person involved in this madness the first time their name appears. IJSM.org has URL’s for most everyone you’ve written in so far.

  2. Eric says:

    Good idea Geof. And Roger, you could easily post your writings along this line. Include the links, and you got some HILARIOUS content. 🙂

  3. cousin dave says:

    That is Heresy!!! I shall burn you all at a tiny little stakes constructed purely of old wooden spoons!

  4. Roger says:

    Thanks, guys. You can kinda tell I posted this in a hurry. I even put up the wrong scene name! I think I’ve pretty much straightened it out.

    Geof, last I knew you didn’t have the personal links up at ijsm. I’ll recheck today as I’m blog-surfing at work (if I have the time for that after my days off last week.)

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