Josh Reilly

This parody is dedicated to Josh Reilly and would be understood best by anyone who has heard Warren Barfield: Pictures of the Past. If you have not head the song, you may be able to get it or a sample at that link. It may also help to take a minute to read through it if you have not heard it.

Pictures of the Past
Written by Warren Barfield

I think it’s time
That I forgive you
Oh, I’ve kept this inside
Long enough

Remember the Rumor Forum
And all the jokes you made
At my expense
Oh I wanted to send you a mail bomb
Or erase your hard drive ever since

And I can’t remember your URL
But your name is Josh Reilly
If you ever read this site
Do you think we could call it even?

Chorus:
Cause Love doesn’t keep a record of wrongs
It lets go, it moves on
Oh cause time goes by so fast
For you to keep posting pictures of the past

I’ve got one of those brains
That can’t remember where I set my keys
Oh but I could recite every hurtful word Reilly’s ever spoken to me

Reilly wrote: Please remember that the only reason you feel good about yourself right now is because you’ve forgotten about all your flaws.

I say I forgive I try to forget
But it’s like getting caught in a trebuchet
And trying not to get launched

Oh and I’ve weathered my share of Reilly
By God’s grace I am slowly weaning away from my psychologist
Yeah yeah yeah!

Bridge:

And I’ve carefully compiled
A list of words and threads:

Reilly wrote:
“Geof’s point is proven with the help of Rogers bad musical taste.”


“You all suck because you’re not me. ”

SteveP wrote: “what is your single greatest fear?” Reilly wrote: “Snakes………and Roger.”

“Roger is mean. what a boob.”

“HA HA! ROGER IS OOOOOOOLD! ”

“punk. at leat I’m not riding a bear. weirdo.”

And I can point out the scars that each one gave me, yeah
And I’ve plotted my revenge fueled by his posted images
But today I’m throwing all Reilly’s pictures away
Yeah yeah

Chorus:
Love doesn’t keep a record of wrongs
It lets go, it moves on
Oh cause time goes by way too fast
For you to keep posting pictures of the past

Stop posting pictures of the past
Stop posting pictures
Stop posting pictures…of the past
Yeah, yeah

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1 Response to Josh Reilly

  1. christiana says:

    holy cow, that’s funny! 😆

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