(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)
[clop clop clop]
[Mark Deshazo sings]
Oh, don’t grovel!
One thing I can’t stand, it’s people groveling.
And don’t agree with me. Every time I try to talk to someone it’s ‘yes, sir, this’ and ‘you’re brilliant that’ and ‘I’m not worthy’.
What are you doing now?!
I’m kissing your feet, O Cliff.
Well, don’t. It’s like those miserable Cover songs– they’re so depressing…not the way I arranged them at all…. Now, knock it off!
Right! Geof, Tyrant of the Rumor Forum, your Bartenders of the Random Board shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
Good idea, O Cliff!
‘Course it’s a good idea! Behold!
Geof, this is the Holy Hymnal. Look well, Geof, for it is your sacred task to seek this hymnal. That is your purpose, Geof: the quest for the Holy Hymnal.
A blessing! A blessing from Cliff!
CLIFF YOUNG be praised!