Scene 9: The Historian

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)

Reminder: Scene 8 was the AYOR/Straw man scene

[clack]

VOICE:
Lecture for Charter Memebers, take eight.

DIRECTOR:
Action!

BRANDON:
Defeat at AYOR seems to have utterly disheartened Tyrant Geof. The ferocity of the Poster’s taunting took him completely by surprise, and Geof became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Hymnal were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Geof, having consulted his closest Bartenders, decided that they should separate and search for the Hymnal individually.
[clink clink clink]
Now, this is what they did: Sir Trey—

SIR TREY:
Aaaah!
[runs in]
[TREY bear hugs BRANDON, breaking his spine and leaving him dead]
Back-breaking Bear Hug

SARAH: [running in]
Brandon!

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3 Responses to Scene 9: The Historian

  1. Geof says:

    Roger: You need that photo of Trey and Brandon hugging. It’s here: http://rmfo-pics.net/alisa-october/chrissyhug

    :rmfo:

  2. Geof says:

    My work here is done. :mrgreen:

  3. the Sage says:

    Now we just need a little cartoon medieval Sarah (a la Terry Gilliam) to shufle in and :trout: Brandon with the Holy Hymnal.

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