Monkey News has long been known for its Top 10 Lists. Unfortunately, many were lost when I got rid of my old Hewlet Packard Word Processor. There was some funny stuff saved on those disks…
In hopes of bringing back some of the glory that was the old Monkey News and since I’m most like Graham Chapman, here’s a list of Top 10 Silly Styles that people should stop because they are too silly:
10. Your facial hair is longer than the hair on the top of your head
9. Your pants are dragging.
8. Your hat is on anyway but straight (barring while actively playing a sport)
7. You are wearing shorts with your socks pulled all the way up.
6. Your underwear is showing. ANY of it. (for those of you who still don’t get it, yes, that includes your bra)
5. Your eyeglasses are twice the size of current styles.
4. You wear skin-tight clothing and you are obese.
3. Your clothing is transparent or translucent.
2. You are wearing socks with your sandals.
1. You are wearing a necktie.
Thoughts on this Top 10?