Industrial Toilet Paper

Something has me confused about ‘industrial’ America. What I mean by ‘industrial’ are businesses and universities. In business, the thinking is the “customer is always right”, and “how can we wow the customer?” Many universities actively recruit students to attend their school. These corporations go out of their way to impress the consumer–except in the bathroom. What do these industries offer their customers who have to use the facilities, as we all do at one time or another? Tiolet paper that is extremely thin, flimsy, and as gentle as sandpaper. They seek to entice us with suducing promises, then leave us with raw backsides. I don’t understand.

Do you think they save more money by purchasing cheap TP, or by the kickbacks they receive from the anal specialists?

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3 Responses to Industrial Toilet Paper

  1. Rhonda says:

    It disturbs me that you linked anal specialists. And I’m definitely not going to click on it. 🙂

  2. Cousin Dave says:

    It is to appease the “vast Left-wing” whom are abuncha tree hugging hippies! They would rather have us wipe our bums with eco-friendly porcupines or maybe some recycled patchuli laced hemp.

  3. Roger says:

    Rhonda: My website is family-friendly. I dare you to click on the link. :yes:

    Dave: It all seems to come back to patchuli, doesn’t it…hmmm…

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