Protect Your Children!

It has come to our attention that there are certain questionable practices going on in the shoe department. It should come as no surprise to anyone that the clothing industry has long been taking advantage of the poor to line their pockets with cold, hard cash. What has recently been found, though, is a new low in marketable consumerism.

It is with great sadness that I must report the existence of Kidskin shoes.

The sick individual who created these abominations surely feels no guilt. No, they are happy with their new million dollar house, their yacht, Hummer, Hammer pants and Hawaiian shirts while daily children die across the land to create footwear monstrosities. The ad says they are imported. I guess we can all sleep a little more soundly knowing that it’s not our children going into the contruction of some woman’s new pumps. But, can you really, knowing that out there in some far-off land children are sacrificing their very skin to bring a few pesos home to their sick parents?

If I get to sleep tonight, it will only be after crying myself unconscious.

“Modern look” my foot.

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3 Responses to Protect Your Children!

  1. 😆

    “Modern look” my foot.

    where’s the :hilarious: when you need it?!?

  2. …and I can’t blockquote properly…

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