Scene 12: Clues From Wayne

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.)

WAYNE:
Heh, haw ha ha haw haw! Haw haw haw ha ha ha…

GEOF:
And this enchantress of whom you speak (nice use of ‘whom’, eh?), she has seen the Hymnal?

WAYNE:
…Ha ha ha ha! Heh, haw ha ha haw! (The pain meds make everything funny…) Ha haw ha! Ha ha ha ha…

GEOF:
Where does she live?

WAYNE:
…Heh heh heh heh…

GEOF:
WAYNE, where does she live?

WAYNE:
…Haw ha ha ha. She knows of a Forum, a Forum which no man has entered. 😉

GEOF:
And the Hymnal. The Hymnal is there?

WAYNE:
There is much danger, for beyond the Forum lies the Ladders of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever jumped.

GEOF:
But the Hymnal! Where is the Hymnal?!

WAYNE:
Seek you the Bungee Baptism Bridge!

GEOF:
The Bungee Baptism Bridge, which leads to the Hymnal?

WAYNE:
Heh, haw haw haw haw! Ha ha ha ha ha! Haw ha ha…

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1 Response to Scene 12: Clues From Wayne

  1. Wayne says:

    you know i thought all that stuff had died a long time ago…guess not..

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