I would tell them that they donï¿½t have to be such a spaz. I, of all people, know the joy of a good spaz now and then, however these squirrels are constantly jumpy. If I open my big garage door, they have to run full-tilt across the garage roof, jump onto a nearby limb, and run across the whole tree before they slow down.
Last year I watched a squirrel for quite a while as it did nothing but climb a couple feet up a tree, launch itself off into the grass, roll around, dodge back and forth, and then start the whole process over again. That is spazzing out.
Silly squirrel; take a chill pill.