Monthly Archives: March 2006

All Baboon Aside

Here’s another monkey-theme post borrowed from Peter (author of the JLP) while I await the return of my creativity: Think about it, being attacked by 30 baboons. THIRTY! Would you punch them, or what? How do you properly fight off … Continue reading

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Like a Monkey Flinging Its Feces

I’m flinging you to another site for today’s monkey related humor. Apparently my creative bowels are currently evacuated. Feces fling to the JLP!

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What Kind of Dragon Are You?

I am a Monkey Dragon! In the war between good and evil, Monkey Dragons take the side closest to the bananas…. When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner monkeydragon limps drunkenly … Continue reading

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Scene 16: Hurry, Sir Trey. Hurry!

(Adapted from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Names and actions courtesy of event that occur at the Rumor Forum.) [inside the SGB] TENTIE ALISA and SWOONEY GIRLS: [shoes, cothes, boyfriends, blah, blah, blah] [The Rumor Forum @ []. NEW … Continue reading

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POW: March 20th, 2006

Previous POW:  I don’t remember what it was, but I remember that I finished it. This week:  I have a new tube of bathroom adhesive caulk.  Time to finish the bathroom caulking that I wanted to do a few weeks … Continue reading

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Review: Uncle Vanya

On Thursday night we went to see the Penobscot Theatre perform Uncle Vanya. I found it a rather enjoyable experience. There were, naturally, some things I could complain about. The Theatre for some reason deemed it necessary to drop the … Continue reading

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When I awoke on Saturday morning, my great-grandmother was still alive. My great-grandmother raised me during my formative years—from around 2-6 years old. I lived with her and slept, even, on an extra bed in her tiny bedroom. She hung … Continue reading

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The Little Things: Protection

Here’s how much I’ve been slacking. This happened two Thursdays ago…that would be March 2nd. I’m just now getting aorund to typing it up. It seems that God likes to work in little ways in my life. I feel amazed … Continue reading

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Coasting Tuesday

No, I don’t have a project for this week. I’ve bought the things I need to finish two previous projects, but I’m not sure I feel like doing either of them. I have no plans for this week at all, … Continue reading

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Shampoo Bottle of Holding

or Everful Bottle of Shampoo I have been using this bottle of shampoo since March 2005. Seriously. For the last 365 days (OK, subtract a few for vacations) 351 days I have discharged the amount of shampoo needed to thoroughly … Continue reading

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