Five Days to Prepare

This coming Saturday I will be infiltrating…uh, visiting Canada.  I head across enemy lines, putting not only myself in danger but my lovely wife as well.  We are fully prepared to bluff our way past the palace guard…uh, border patrol…with nothing but a seemingly ordinary Ford Taurus and driver’s licences.  Silly Canadians.

We will instill ourselves into darkest Canada for over 24 hours, gleaning their military prowess and state-of-the-art weaponry.  We’ll also partake in delectable homemade meals. Luckily, I have spent the last few years building an immunity to iocane powder.

Do you, my savvy reader, have any ideas on how to make this trip a guaranteed success?

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7 Responses to Five Days to Prepare

  1. julie says:

    yes. eat poutine 😀

  2. cousin dave says:

    There French enough! Just throw some Baugettes and bad beer and they will turn an eye to any illicit activities you may ponder!

  3. Scoob says:

    Bring your monopoly money!

  4. brian says:

    Just my usual advice for travelling….don’t get your leg caught in a bear trap.

  5. Eric says:

    >> state-of-the-art weaponry

    You mean they finally figured out how to put a handle on those rocks they hit folks with?

  6. Roger says:

    You have all indeed been more than helpful. I am assured of my success with your practical, yet ergonomically correct, suggestions.

  7. Daniel says:

    Please don’t steal our trebuchet…

    dan (it’s all we’ve got)

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