To wrap up, our foray into Canadian territory was a success. I have observed these odd, peaceful people in their natural environment. Their pasttime of “mudding” around the property, and their battlecry of “Git ‘r Done” are naught to be feared by our troops. We were even handed a red-tinted rock from their odd terrain, significant of their willingness to cede us their country.
Yes, Canada, you will be easy prey.
Especially since I took your trebuchet!